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ANNOUNCER:
Previously on Animaniacs:
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Yakko, you can't
go this alone.
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It's insane, I tell ya.
Insane.
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Usually,
that's to my advantage.
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What do you got, Wakko?
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I don't know, but it's big,
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and it's headed
straight for us.
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Oh, my...
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[EXPLOSION]
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I-- I just-- I don't think
I love you anymore.
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I don't know
if I ever loved you.
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[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
Oh, Otto, I'm so disappointed.
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It's got into the blood.
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Don't worry, kid.
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I'm gonna hit a ball
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right out of the park
just for you.
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Gee, that'd be great, Babe.
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Oh, my...
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[EXPLOSION]
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OTTO:
I think we are losing altitude.
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Scratchy, look out!
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[BOTH SCREAM]
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I hereby sentence you
to life in prison.
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[GASPS]
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Oh, my...
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[EXPLOSION]
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[♪♪♪]
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[GULPS]
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You're out of order,
do you hear? Out of order!
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No. You're out of order.
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You're all out of order!
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Don't you see?
Don't you get it?
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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I can't believe it.
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DOT:
Our water tower.
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Don't worry, sibs.
We'll be back. We'll rebuild.
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And we'll make a brand-new
water tower that's-- That's--
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Exactly like the old one?
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Right.
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[♪♪♪]
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ALL:
♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh
Till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Come join
The Warner brothers ♪
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♪ And the Warner sister, Dot ♪
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ALL:
♪ Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose
And then vamoose ♪
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♪ And now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot is cute and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ We pay tons of income tax ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Meet Ralph
And Dr.Scratchansniff ♪
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♪ Say hi to Hello, Nurse ♪
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♪ Goodfeathers flock together ♪
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♪ Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse ♪
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♪ Buttons chases Mindy ♪
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♪ While Rita sings a verse ♪
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♪ The writers flipped
We have no script ♪
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♪ Why bother to rehearse? ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ We have pay-or-play
Contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max ♪
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♪ There's bologna
In our slacks ♪
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♪ We're Animan-y ♪
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♪ Totally insane-y ♪
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♪ No pain, no gain-y ♪
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♪ Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Those are the facts ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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[VIOLIN PLAYING
SERENE CLASSICAL MUSIC]
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[PLAYING HOEDOWN MUSIC]
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Yee-haw!
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[STAMMERS]
Yes, sir.
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Well, "yee-haw" and all that,
Holmes,
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but shouldn't we be getting
back to the case now?
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Mariachi is sure
to strike again soon.
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Yes. My old nemesis,
Professor Mariachi.
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This latest spate of petty
robberies has me mystified.
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Bowling pins,
automobile batteries,
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railroad ties,
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the odd pair
of ladies' knickers.
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W-w-what do you think
he's up to?
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I'm not certain.
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I require some time
to formulate a theory.
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Watson, no interruptions.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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You got
any used dental floss?
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What? No!
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What was I saying?
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No interruptions.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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How about a yam shaped
like Elvis's dad, Vernon?
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HOLMES:
Absolutely not.
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Huh?
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Prince Albert in a can?
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Princess Di
in a leotard?
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Prince Charles
in a tabloid?
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W-w-who are you?
What are you doing here?
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Allow me to deduce,
Watson.
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The size, the coloring,
the age...
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Hm.
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Are you not the Warner brothers
and their sister Dot?
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I'm gonna flip all the cards.
You are correct.
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Big whoop.
He heard the theme song.
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[BELCHES]
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I also deduce the little one
just had a pepperoni pizza.
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[WAKKO HICCUPS]
[SNIFFS]
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With onions.
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Furthermore, you're on
some kind of little quest.
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Correct again.
But not just some little quest.
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We're on the greatest
scavenger hunt of all time.
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Guess what
the winner gets.
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I don't guess, I deduce.
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Well, I de Big Bad Wolf.
But enough of that.
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If we win, we get to do
a walk-on on Baywatch.
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[♪♪♪]
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ALL:
Hello, nurses on the beach.
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Look, I'm very busy.
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I'm afraid I'm going
to have to ask you out.
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Why, Sherlock,
you big old bony-nosed man.
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I'd love to go out.
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Or are you just trying
to take advantage
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of an old-fashioned
American girl?
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You intercontinental cavalier,
you.
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It's okay with us, as long
as the chubby guy chaperones.
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I'm afraid
I'm not making myself clear.
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Wait. Allow me to deduce.
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You're Sherlock Holmes,
the great de-tec-a-tive.
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You're highly annoyed
at our very presence,
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and you're about to give us
lots of money to leave.
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No, I'm tossing you out
on your keisters.
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What's a keister?
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Oh, that's a keister.
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Perhaps, to catch Mariachi,
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I'll need to don
one of my many disguises.
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ALL:
Disguise!
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Keister!
I've learned a new word.
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That's right, Wakko.
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And thanks to you,
so has half of America.
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Now, then, Watson,
back to the case.
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Oh, yes, right-o.
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Mr. Holmes, Dr. Watson,
luncheon is ready.
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O-oh, super.
I could eat a horse.
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Sorry, the horse couldn't
make it. How 'bout three hams?
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Since you're on a lunch break,
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can't you help us
with our scavenger hunt? Hm?
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Look, I've told you already.
I haven't the time.
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We don't need the time,
just this stuff.
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A happy postal worker.
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Edible fruitcake.
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A funny episode of Bonkers.
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Seven swans a-swimming.
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Six geese a-laying.
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ALL:
♪ Five golden rings ♪
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♪ Four calling birds
Three French hens ♪
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♪ Two turtle doves ♪
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♪ And a partridge
In a pear tree ♪
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Watson!
WAKKO: Ah-ah-ah.
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Someone's
under the mistletoe.
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[♪♪♪]
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You're incorrigible.
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No, he's in London.
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[DRUMROLL]
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Heh-heh-heh. I got
a million more just like it.
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Unfortunately.
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Stop it. Stop it.
That will do.
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Look, I promise I'll help you
with your scavenger hunt.
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ALL:
Hooray!
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After I finish my work.
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ALL:
Aw...
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Now, just sit down and find
something to occupy yourselves.
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ALL:
Okay.
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[DRYER WHIRRING]
[BALLS BOUNCING]
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Quiet!
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[RHYTHMIC TWANGING]
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HOLMES:
Watson.
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O-oh, sorry, Holmes.
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Old habits and all that,
you know.
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[♪♪♪]
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All right. All right, you win.
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I'll help you. I'll help you
with your scavenger hunt.
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What else do you need?
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Let's see, um,
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so far we've got
the Maltese Falcon,
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a lock of Yul Brynner's hair,
Burt Ward's career--
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Can't find it.
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Bowling pins,
batteries,
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the Lusitania,
Marlon Brando...
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[GRUNTING]
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He's in there, really.
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Railroad ties and the odd pair
of ladies' knickers.
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Hello.
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Some of those items,
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those are the very things
that Mariachi has been stealing.
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Do you know what this means?
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Uh, he's a thief?
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Good answer, yeah. Good.
Good answer, yeah.
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No, it means
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that he's on the very same
scavenger hunt you are.
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What's the last item
on the list?
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We'll catch him in the act.
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A fat chubby sidekick
with a curly moustache.
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Ah! I have one of those.
Watson. Watson?
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[GRUNTING]
Help!
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Holmes!
Holmes, it's Mariachi!
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So, Holmes, we meet again.
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I do hope you'll forgive me
for borrowing Watson.
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I shall return him right after
we wing off to Hollywood
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for a very special episode
of Baywatch.
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Check your local listings.
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This always happens.
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Every time we get our hands
on a fat chubby sidekick,
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whammo, he's kidnapped
by a Scottish guy,
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with a huge sombrero,
in a flying contraption.
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But he's not getting away
with it.
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That's our Baywatch episode.
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Come on, sibs.
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[♪♪♪]
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[GIGGLING]
Oh, I won.
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Yes, I won, I won.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Correction, Mariachi,
[GASPS]
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you've lost.
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But how did you get me in here
when was I out there?
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Elementary,
my dear Watson.
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Some things are simply
worth the Hasselhoff.
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[♪♪♪]